You say shit, I say serendipidy.

Sometimes my cooking is inspired...sometimes inspiring...sometimes, like an artist with a blank canvas, you throw some ingredients together, and the result is quite something unexpected...

I call this a divine accident.

Yes, it looks like a tray of shit. It' really quite chocolatey and delicious? Why not serve this for dessert next time the in-laws, or nosy neighbours invite themselves over for dinner. Watch them squeal with delight and revulsion as you serve them a sweet pile of crap. Kids might think it's neat. After all, don't they buy those Harry Potter booger jelly beans?

A Sweet Pile of Crap

1 box chocolate cake mix
1/2 cup water
1/3 cup oil
4 eggs
1 cup sour cream.

Mix all with blender. Drop spoonfuls on a cookie sheet, covered with parchment paper, using a tablespoon. Make sure to do it unevenly.

Bake at 350 until it looks like shit.